Something Grand!

Party CatYes indeed, that glorious time is upon us: the Grand Opening of Malvern Books! We opened our doors softly six weeks ago, and now that we’ve mastered the tricky stuff—shushing politely and making the cash register go ping!—we’re ready to fling open those doors with ribbon-shredding abandon. And, such is our OMG WE’RE A BOOKSTORE!!! excitement, we decided that a one-day celebration just wouldn’t do… so we’ve arranged for y’all forty-eight hours of wanton literary festivities.

What’s the plan? Well, we indicated that there might be free cheese, and I think we can make good on that promise, and possibly include several other pleasant foodstuffs as well. There will also be beverages, music (did someone say… marching band?), and very special discounts on very special books. Most importantly, there will be readings! So, what are you waiting for? Get your sharpies out, pull that Goats in Trees calendar off the wall, and put a big ol’ GONE TO MALVERN through November 22nd and 23rd.

On Friday, November 22nd, we’ll be hosting a reading from poets Joshua Edwards and  Lynn Xu. Joshua and Lynn are currently on a 650-mile walk across Texas, from Galveston to Marfa, and will stop in at Malvern to give their aching feet a rest, share their adventures, and read from their new collections. Joining them is acclaimed poet and translator Kurt Heinzelman, an English Professor at UT Austin and the editor-at-large for Bat City Review. Kurt will be reading from his hot-off-the-press collection, Intimacies & Other Devices.

But wait! There’s more! The following night, Saturday, November 23rd, Malvern will play host to a trio of irreverent poets: Matt Hart, Taylor Jacob Pate, and Tyler Gobble. Matt is the co-founder of the literary journal Forklift, Ohio and the author of five poetry collections, including the recent Debacle Debacle. Taylor is an MFA candidate in the New Writers Project at UT Austin, as well as the editor-in-chief of Smoking Glue Gun and the art director for Bat City Review. And Tyler Gobble is Malvern Books’ most impressively named staff member—and a poet to watch out for. His first collection, More Wreck More Wreck, will be out from Coconut Books in 2014.

On both nights, plan to stop by Malvern at 6.30pm for nibbles, browsing, and chitchat; the readings will begin around 7pm. And please do remember to invite all your chums… the more, the Malvernier!

Newsworthy #1

In which we provide you with assorted delightful snippets concerning upcoming excitements and recent additions to our shelves:

  • On Thursday, November 14th at 2pm, Malvern Books will be hosting a very special event: the Center for Survivors of Torture has arranged an informal roundtable discussion with Father Ubald Rugirangoga, a priest of the Diocese of Cyangugu in Southern Rwanda. Father Ubald lost eighty family members and 45,000 members of his congregation in the 1994 Rwandan genocide; he has since devoted his life to spreading a message of forgiveness and reconciliation. This discussion is open to the public, and we strongly encourage you all to come along. To learn more about the remarkable Father Ubald, check out this inspiring TEDx talk.
  • IntimaciesIf you like your poetry hot off the press, come in and pick up a copy of Kurt Heinzelman’s latest collection, Intimacies & Other Devices. A “hommage to the erotic in all its forms and manifestations,” Intimacies is imaginative, playful, rapturous, and, yes, a wee bit sexy. Highly recommended! (Also well worth checking out at Malvern: Demarcations, a bilingual French/English edition of poet Jean Follain’s masterful 1953 collection, featuring translations by Heinzelman.)
  • Have you checked out our splendid and quite sizable display of Green Integer titles? You really should! Edited by Per Bregne, Green Integer publishes a wide range of pocket-size books, including new works by leading contemporary artists, and overlooked fiction, poetry, and plays by some of history’s very best writers. So come on down to Malvern and get your Green on!

Green Integer

Get Festival Ready!

We’re helpful (and slightly bossy) sorts here at Malvern Books, and we’re always looking for new and exciting ways to keep y’all entertained. To that end, we’ve gone and planned your weekend-after-next for you. Curious? Well, we suggest (firmly, but without menace) that on October 26th and 27th you head to the Texas Book Festival, held in and around the State Capitol. While there, you can eat your weight in barbecued whatsits, take part in a spooktastic Lit Crawl with R.L. Stine, and hear talks from excellent authors like Jonathan LethemAyana MathisMeg Wolitzer, and James McBride. Best of all, you can stop by Booth 500 (Exhibitor Tent 5, near the corner of Colorado and 11th Streets) and say hello to Malvern Books! We’d love to make your acquaintance. And we’ll be selling heaps of outstanding poetry, fiction, and graphic novels, so it’s probably best to start warming up your totes-full-tote-bag-toting muscles now.

Malvern Books

And speaking of things to do and places to go, doesn’t the lovely bookstore pictured above look like the perfect place to shelter from today’s inclement weather? We’re open till 8pm tonight, and so far we have absolutely no leaks.

Best of BookExpo

The makeover of Malvern Books is now under way. Here’s another Before shot, featuring our pair of oh-so-structural poles.

Poles

The poles are doing a smashing job of keeping the ceiling and the floor apart, but they’re not much to look at, so we plan to hide them inside a couple of bonny book displays. Good riddance, tiny poles.

Meanwhile—here comes the most whimsical segue ever—two non-structural members of Malvern Books spent a few days last week in New York, strolling the plushly carpeted aisles of BookExpo, aka “the largest publishing event in North America.” BookExpo is an annual Javits Center shindig in which over a thousand bookish businesses show off their wares, from massive publishing conglomerates giving out advance copies of their latest Outlandishly Daft Diet (Reset Your Body With Cheese!) to some dude flogging his self-published memoir, Gout. There are also lectures, readings, autographing events, and an abundance of sideline displays. (Sidelines are those vaguely reading-related items booksellers situate near the counter—bookmarks, Kafka mints, Virginia Woolf finger puppets—in the hopes that drunken impulse purchasing will keep their store afloat.)

A few BookExpo 2013 highlights:

  • We met heaps of lovely people and presses. Our basic plan of attack was to wander into as many booths as possible, say “Hello! We’re opening a bookstore that sells poetry and literary fiction!”, and then see what happened. What usually happened was that the people in the booth said (1) “You’re mad!” and/or (2) “Yay!” (One man said, “You’re opening an independent bookstore? My god, you’re a unicorn!”) Then they showed us their books. And gave us catalogs. And business cards. And candy. All of which was quite wonderful. Stacey at City Lights Books and Ruth at Edelweiss deserve a special mention for being extraordinarily awesome and informative. And we’re excited to soon be placing (mammoth) orders with excellent indie presses like Talonbooks, Bellevue Literary Press, Other Press, and Biblioasis. They produce smart, stunning, inventive literature that we’ll be proud to have on our shelves.
  • We stuffed our tote bags with so many fantastic books. Among the many advance reading copies we picked up, Sylvain Tesson’s The Consolations of the Forest and Peter Mattei’s The Deep Whatsis look especially interesting. And in the Out Now! category, we’re excited to read Dina Del Bucchia’s Coping with Emotions and Otters, a poetry collection that wins the Best Title Ever award and promises to be a little wicked and very, very funny.
  • TattooWe got a glitter tattoo. While sober! Malvern Books likes pirates—who doesn’t?!—so we requested a picture of a sparkly marauder. The photo at right shows the finished, ahem, design. When a woman at the drugstore spots your pirate tattoo and says “nice spaceship!”… well, that’s when you know you don’t have a very good pirate tattoo. Worth noting: glitter tattoos last for two days, and those two days will feel like an eternity.
  • We met Grumpy Cat! OMG, ROFL, etc. Yes, we queued for forty-five minutes to have our photo taken with an Internet Cat (real name: Tardar Sauce). She was at BookExpo to drum up publicity for her book, a mildly amusing compendium of “disgruntled tips and activities designed to put a frown on your face.” She refused to sign autographs and patting was expressly forbidden, but each fan was allowed to quickly bend down and have their picture taken with Grumps as she slumbered in her furry pod. The event was late on Friday afternoon, shortly after the blokes at McSweeney’s started handing out bubbly to celebrate their fifteenth anniversary, so the queue was quite… jolly. And when we finally got to briefly hover over her royal grumpiness, well, it all seemed like the best possible use of an hour. She appeared heavily sedated and yet absolutely furious at the same time, which you have to admit is a fairly tremendous talent.

Grumpy Cat BEA

PEN Festival: Opening Night Reading

PENOn Monday night Malvern Books attended the opening night reading of the ninth annual PEN World Voices Festival of International Literature in New York. And if there’s one thing more exciting than attending a book reading, it’s hearing a blogger recount their experiences of attending a book reading, amirite?! Okay, hang in there, let’s try and make this fun.

First up, there were protesters! They were milling about outside the event center, politely encouraging attendees to sign a petition calling for PEN’s new Executive Director, Suzanne Nossel, to resign or be dismissed. As a former State Department official under Hillary Clinton, Nossel championed a strategy of “smart power” (i.e. using ‘soft’ diplomacy in conjunction with ‘hard’ military might, including preemptive strikes), and the protesters felt this made her an odd choice to lead an organization that supports peace and human rights. The leaflet quoted Chris Hedges, Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist and a leader of the Occupy movement, as saying “this appointment makes a mockery of PEN as a human rights organization and belittles the values PEN purports to defend.”

The protesters seemed very pleasant and sane—they looked like kindly middle-aged librarians—and nearly everyone they spoke to accepted one of the bright yellow leaflets before filing inside. I wondered if Nossel was going to give a speech at the event, and if so, what it would be like for her to talk to an audience whose members were fanning their faces with neon sheets that demanded her dismissal. But it turned out to be a bit more… confrontational than that, because one of the protesters, John Walsh, had purchased a ticket for the event, and managed to sit himself and his giant placard right near the front of the stage. The event’s organizers urged him to leave before the readings began, but he muttered something about the right to free speech and they decided it was best to let him stay.

Nossel never appeared, but Salman Rushdie came out to give the opening address. Rushdie is always slightly exciting, because you get to sit there having all sorts of tricky conflicting emotions about him. Genius? Lecherous old coot? Lecherous old genius coot? And on Monday night Rushdie’s presence was especially exciting, because he got heckled by Walsh as soon as he came onstage. Walsh and Rushdie had a bit of an electrifying barney about PEN/Rushdie’s human rights record, which ended when Rushdie dropped the F-bomb:

Walsh: “You supported the war in Iraq!”
Rushdie: “As president of this organization at the time, I led our stand against the war, so you can shut the fuck up!”

The crowd went wild when Rushdie lost his temper, and Walsh was silent after that. The whole thing was a little odd. Why was everyone cheering so vigorously for Rushdie? Why was everyone so enraged by Walsh’s interruptions? After all, the official theme of the event was “bravery,” and PEN is all about supporting VOICES, so you’d think there’d be room for a little heated debate. Also, Walsh doesn’t seem to be a crackpot—he’s a Professor of Physiology at the University of Massachusetts Medical School—and he’s certainly not the first person to criticize Rushdie’s position on the war, which is complicated at best. But I guess the good people of New York had paid their $25 entry fee to hear Rushdie give a speech, and they didn’t want that experience interrupted by anything as messy as, you know, an argument about human rights. Ah well, on with the show!

PEN

The first two readings were not really my cup of tea, and I had a little debate with myself that went something like this:

I do not like the line “When I thought you couldn’t walk, I wanted to make sure you could fly.” I think it is a bad line. NicholasSparksian. But since it’s from a fictionalized account of one woman’s experiences with the Khmer Rouge (spoiler alert: NOT VERY GOOD EXPERIENCES), am I allowed to say I don’t like it? What kind of person criticizes the prose stylings of someone whose family has been massacred by a despotic regime? Then again, it’s a novel. It was published. It’s open to spirited review, right? Then again, the Khmer Rouge murdered over a million people, so…

Thankfully, and in the spirit of Mr. Rushdie, I soon told myself to shut the fuck up:

Oi, Ms. Cynical-britches! This is the PEN World Voices Festival, not the PEN World Writers Festival. It doesn’t claim to be a celebration of the world’s most excellent prose. It’s a chance for thoughtful people from around the world to share their experiences without fear of reprisal, and this is a Good Thing. And if the smug middleclassness of the audience makes you feel a little… uncomfortable—lady, your conflict diamonds and sweatshop blazer clash mightily with your polite clapping for the words PEACE and FREEDOM—just remember that there are plenty of smug middleclass people out there right now who are kicking Golden Retrievers and arguing with each other about what kind of cheese to buy, so the ones who voluntarily go out into the night to hear stories and poems read aloud are probably sorta a-okay. In other words, shut the fuck up.

So I did. I stopped having tedious, sneery debates with myself and decided to pay attention—and there was lots of wonderful stuff.

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Mikhail Shishkin (pictured above left) is considered one of Russia’s finest contemporary writers, and his work has won all of Russia’s major literary awards. He read an excerpt from Vzyatie Izmaila (The Taking of Izmail), which was awarded the Russian Booker Prize in 2000. Although the novel is apparently non-linear, with no plot, no chapters, and no ongoing characters, the brief passage he read was a straightforward account of a man’s relationship with his mother, as seen through a series of childhood incidents, including a fight over that most precious of Cold War commodities, a pack of chewing gum. The story was very funny and moving, and made me want to read the rest of the book, although I’ll have to be patient—an English translation of The Taking of Izmail has yet to be published. (Get on to it, someone!)

Muscogee poet Joy Harjo (above right) chanted/sang “Equinox”:

I must keep from breaking into the story by force
for if I do I will find myself with a war club in my hand
and the smoke of grief staggering toward the sun,
your nation dead beside you.

I keep walking away though it has been an eternity
and from each drop of blood
springs up sons and daughters, trees,
a mountain of sorrows, of songs.

I tell you this from the dusk of a small city in the north
not far from the birthplace of cars and industry.
Geese are returning to mate and crocuses have
broken through the frozen earth.

Soon they will come for me and I will make my stand
before the jury of destiny. Yes, I will answer in the clatter
of the new world, I have broken my addiction to war
and desire. Yes, I will reply, I have buried the dead

and made songs of the blood, the marrow. 

A sort of collective I-feel-moved murmur went through the crowd when she recited the last few lines.

KincaidKrechel

Jamaica Kincaid (above left) announced, “I’d much rather read from a book I didn’t write,” and proceeded to read from Milton’s Paradise Lost. How cool is that? As a disobedient child, Kincaid was made to copy out Books I-II as a punishment, but she claimed it was far from a punishment: she fell in love with the naughty protagonist.

German writer Ursula Krechel (above right) read from her most recent novel, Landgericht (State Justice), winner of the 2012 German Book Prize. It’s the story of Richard Kornitzer, a German-Jewish lawyer who flees to Cuba in 1933 to escape the Nazis, and then returns to Germany—and his wife—after the war to try and resume his old life. We’re big fans of Ursula here at Malvern (wearing our Host Publications hat, we published her bilingual poetry collection, Voices from the Bitter Core), and it was wonderful to hear her read.

James Kelman read something in a thick Scottish accent. I think it was about a leg wound.

LovelaceAnd then there was my favorite, the Trinidadian writer Earl Lovelace, who was very, very funny. He read from the novel Is Just a Movie, which was awarded the 2011 Grand Prize for Caribbean Literature. The book recounts the misadventures of Sonnyboy, a minor and hapless figure in Trinidad’s Black Power movement. In the section Lovelace read, he describes what is expected of you when you’re hired as local color for a Hollywood movie being shot in Trinidad: “The natives’ role is to die.” Sonnyboy is outraged by the ease with which his fellow local extras take a bullet. His pride won’t let him die “like an ass”—“even as a child playing stick-’em-up, I composed my dying like a poem”—and so he resolves to die deliberately, with drama and dignity.

I began the exquisite choreography of my dying.
“Cut,” the director said.

Sex, Death, and a Mince & Cheese

Meat PieRecovered from AWP yet? Isn’t it cozy to imagine that writers all over the country spent yesterday tucked up in bed with a pile of shiny new books, a bottle of Advil, and a plate of greasy meat bits? Here at Malvern Books, we’ll offer a graceful no comment on the more sordid excesses of the past week, and simply say, golly, yes, we met heaps of lovely people and came home with a ton of books.

Of particular note: John Gallas’ Fucking Poets Vols. 1, 2, & 3, a series of chapbooks from New Zealand publisher Cold Hub Press. (Cold Hub also published a collection entitled Ballad of the Last Cold Pie, which is almost but not quite the best possible title for a collection of New Zealand poetry. The best possible title for a collection of New Zealand poetry would clearly be You Think You’re a Flowerpot Because You’ve Got a Hole in Your Bum.) As the title suggests, Gallas’ poems are about famous poets having sex. Featured rutting writers include Rupert Brooke, Christopher Marlowe and, of course, that old rogue Mr. Shelley. The poems are full of “merry obscenity,” as the blurb insists, and bloody brilliant.

But lest you think Kiwi poets only write about sex and meat pies… wait, there’s more! They do pretty well on the usual gloomy death stuff, too. Here’s one of New Zealand’s most acclaimed poets, Bill Manhire, with a sad poem that makes me very happy. (And if you’re ever in New Zealand and find yourself wanting to express your post-meat-pie-eating joy in the local vernacular, be sure to say “I’m a box of fluffies, mate.”)

“Kevin”—Bill Manhire (from Lifted, Victoria University Press, 2005)

I don’t know where the dead go, Kevin.
The one far place I know
is inside the heavy radio. If I listen late at night,
there’s that dark, celestial glow,
heaviness of the cave, the hive.

Music. Someone warms his hands at the fire,
breaking off the arms of chairs,
breaking the brute bodies of beds, burning his comfort
surely to keep alive. Soon he can hardly see,
and so, quietly, he listens: then someone lifts him
and it’s some terrible breakfast show.

There are mothers and fathers, Kevin, whom we barely know.
They lift us. Eventually we all shall go
into the dark furniture of the radio.